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May 2012

I am so very proud of Amanda...

She’s in the last seven hours of her Kickstarter. She’s got a warchest to make and promote her CD, to film videos, to go on tour, to print her art book. And just importantly, she’s changed things: her phone is ringing off the hook with calls from The Economist, Spin, The Wall Street Journal, Music Week, The New York Times and so on, all asking her what this means for the future of music distribution.

I’ve watched how hard she’s worked to put this together over the last four years, experimenting, doing trial runs on things, putting a team together that would be able to deliver everything she wanted. 

About six months ago we wound up at dinner with Amanda’s touring people in Melbourne, and at the dinner was an old school music manager — he’s been managing supergroups for forty years. And he asked Amanda what label she was on. When she said she’d left her label and wasn’t ever planning to go back, I expected him to say something dismissive, and instead he said “Good!” and started telling us about how he was working to get his various acts off their record labels and out selling their music directly to the public.

I (obviously, but it needs saying) don’t think it’s going to be like this for everyone. You need a fanbase to make it happen, and you have to build the fans before they will support you. But I do think it changes things. Because it’s much more than she would ever have received from a record label to record or promote her music, and everyone who is supporting her is getting something in return, down to a $1 download of the finished album.

I don’t believe that in five years time every album will be Kickstartered (the signal to noise level on Kickstarter alone would be impossible to manage). But we’re entering a time in which everything changes. And I think that’s a good thing.

And like she says: We did it. Not her. We are the media.

May 31, 2012604 notes
#amanda palmer #kickstarter
PULP ROMANCE

mariadahvanaheadley:

He saw her across a crowded shelf.

Her deckle-edge was seductively deep, her endpapers velvety. She was a first edition, probably autographed. Any man would want to write his name in a book like her.

She noticed him perusing her pages, and blushed. He had a hard spine, and a crisp dust jacket. His eyes were capitalized, and in an obscure font designed in Amsterdam in 1768. She caught herself glancing at his flyleaf, and looked away, mortified.

They were in the YA section, and she was acting like a common galley.

“Can I have your ISBN?” he whispered. He could nearly see her addendum.

“Yes,” she cooed, helpless. “Yes.”

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A couple of years ago, for the 110th Anniversary of the terrific indie University Bookstore in Seattle, 110 writers wrote pieces of 110 words. This was mine, a miniature romance novel, the only thing in that genre I’ve written. (So far.) Books are sexy. I became a writer in order to get closer to them.  

May 30, 20121,776 notes
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Sketchbook Story Time.: Jerk Teddy Bear → fundrawtime.tumblr.com

Every now and again, fundrawtime posts a sketch and a poem or story to go with it. The poems tend to be heartbreaking, the drawings funny, and there’s a sweet-and-sour quality to the mix. Here’s one I like:

fundrawtime:

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Teddy Bears can be jerks.

He told me I knew him better than anyone.
He wanted to talk to me first when he was scared or extremely happy or sad.
Then one day he was cuddling with me and said, “I can feel this with other people too. This isn’t special.”
My first thoughts were defensive.
Yeah…

May 30, 2012312 notes
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#amber benson #blood kiss #michael reaves #marc scott zicree
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May 30, 2012463 notes
I've asked you silly questions already, so you probably already hate me for being another typical ass. But why do you make yourself so approachable on the internet? Why don't you maintain an inscrutable silence like many other of your contemporaries? Wouldn't that give you a much more mystical persona?

Sure.

Back in about 1998 I noticed that I would turn up for signings and people were vaguely disappointed by me. In their heads I was much taller, and dressed all in black velvet, and I spoke in perfect iambic pentameter, and was in all ways much more interesting than the perfectly normal person who writes the stories.

And that was why I started my blog at neilgaiman.com. I don’t want an inscrutable and mystical persona. I’d much rather be a hardworking writer who is out there and pointing out that the important thing to do is to write, and that it’s a craft, and yes, there’s magic involved, but it’s the magic of creation that anyone can partake in by putting one word after the next.

So that’s why. 

May 29, 20121,105 notes
#Being a writer
Here, until they take it down, a NSFW photo that is pure joy, as Amanda Palmer's Kickstarter goes over a Million dollars. → twitpic.com
May 29, 2012716 notes
#BREASTS #Not that there's anything wrong with that
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May 28, 2012337 notes
#Cerebus #Savoy #what the hell were those running shoes about?
Made rebloggable by request. On criticism...

What’s your opinion on authors singling out negative reviews (explaining in comments why the review is wrong, defending their book, etc) of their work on sites like Goodreads?

 runningstars

I think authors are allowed to point out errors of fact in a negative review, if they really have to and it’s important to them (errors of the “I understand that the reviewer feels this is the worst account she’s ever read of the Thirty Years’ War of 1618–1648. I would like to point out that one reason for this is that my novel is actually set during the Hundred Years’ War, which occurred from 1337 to 1453…” variety.) And otherwise we should swear loudly to ourselves, probably startling our cats, then we should keep our mouths shut, and go and write other things.

Because I think it’s a good thing that people don’t like everything we do.

I mean that. 

I do not write books that everyone will like. Human beings like different things. If human beings did not like different things — if there was unanimity of opinion on what was good and what was bad, what books were enjoyable and what weren’t, then the odds are that I would starve. My books and stories are not to everyone’s taste, which is why I am so pleased that all people do not share the same taste. 

Some people like what I do. Some people don’t. The ones who like what I do are the ones who keep me fed, and to them I am grateful; and the ones who do not, well, fair enough. There is no letter that I could write to a website, nothing I can ever say that would make someone like a book that they do not like.

(Occasionally time can do that, and experience, and life, and people will come to me and tell me how much better American Gods got during the ten years between them reading it at sixteen and at twenty-six. But that’s a different thing entirely.)

Opinions are true. But they are only opinions. Once you’ve written a book, it belongs to everyone, and they are all allowed to have opinions, and the spectrum of opinions is the spectrum of humanity.

Sometimes I write things I am not satisfied with, and every now and then I run into people who think that thing I did that I didn’t like was the best thing in the world. I feel more uncomfortable around them than I ever do reading a scathing review.

May 28, 2012597 notes
#Criticism how to deal with
What's your opinion on authors singling out negative reviews (explaining in comments why the review is wrong, defending their book, etc) of their work on sites like Goodreads?

I think authors are allowed to point out errors of fact in a negative review, if they really have to and it’s important to them (errors of the “I understand that the reviewer feels this is the worst account she’s ever read of the Thirty Years’ War of 1618–1648. I would like to point out that one reason for this is that my novel is actually set during the Hundred Years’ War, which occurred from 1337 to 1453…” variety.) And otherwise we should swear loudly to ourselves, probably startling our cats, then we should keep our mouths shut, and go and write other things.

Because I think it’s a good thing that people don’t like everything we do.

I mean that. 

I do not write books that everyone will like. Human beings like different things. If human beings did not like different things — if there was unanimity of opinion on what was good and what was bad, what books were enjoyable and what weren’t, then the odds are that I would starve. My books and stories are not to everyone’s taste, which is why I am so pleased that all people do not share the same taste. 

Some people like what I do. Some people don’t. The ones who like what I do are the ones who keep me fed, and to them I am grateful; and the ones who do not, well, fair enough. There is no letter that I could write to a website, nothing I can ever say that would make someone like a book that they do not like.

(Occasionally time can do that, and experience, and life, and people will come to me and tell me how much better American Gods got during the ten years between them reading it at sixteen and at twenty-six. But that’s a different thing entirely.)

Opinions are true. But they are only opinions. Once you’ve written a book, it belongs to everyone.

Sometimes I write things I am not satisfied with, and then I run into people who think that thing I did that I didn’t like was the best thing in the world. I feel more uncomfortable around them than I ever do reading a scathing review.

May 28, 2012206 notes
#Criticism how to deal with
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May 28, 2012140 notes
#Hitchhikers Live
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May 28, 2012354 notes
Today's Ask Box is mostly filled with questions about Writer's Block. Here's what I wrote here last time the question came up. I hope it helps. → neil-gaiman.tumblr.com
May 27, 2012113 notes
#writer's block
Not just how I feel about Fanfic based on my work... but how a host of different authors feel, alphabetically, pro- and con... → fanlore.org
May 27, 2012702 notes
#fanfiction #fan fiction #fanfic #I trust this is useful
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May 27, 2012233 notes
#kickstarter #amanda palmer
Hello Neil. :] I recently purchased a copy of Smoke and Mirrors and was wondering... what was the black liquid Snow White was emitting during the Queen's scrying in Snow, Glass, Apples?

Essentially, blood as urine. I was fascinated by the metabolism of vampire bats, which begin to expel the liquid of the blood they are drinking as urine within a couple of minutes of beginning to feed (so often they are shedding the water from the blood in the form of urine even as they drink more), allowing them to drink a lot more blood than they would otherwise be able to (as if they retained all the liquid they’d ingested they would be little round balls of blood unable to fly). And I wondered why no-one had ever given that particular vampire bat trait to human vampires. So I did.

May 26, 2012386 notes
Pocket Con: A one day convention for Chicago Teens

Big plug for Pocket Con, in Chicago.  July 7th, 12-6pm. It’s free for teens, and the adults who accompany them.

What is Pocket Con?

Pocket Con is a single day convention for Chicago Teens. It focuses on work by artists of color, particularly African American authors and artists, as well as comics with a primary character who is Black.

Pocket Con also features work in the comic genre by other underrepresented groups, such as women and LGBT authors/characters, as well as topics of related interest, such as small-budget film-making, radio drama, and zines.

Our mission for this event is primarily to promote literacy using the graphic novel format, reflect on the history of race and gender portrayal in comics and film, and introduce characters, writers and authors who have a different voice than the primarily white, primarily male, primarily straight characters written by generations of comic authors (themselves primarily white, straight, and male). We would also like to empower young writers and artists by introducing them to the collaborative process that is comic creation, and encourage them to produce and submit work of their own for contests at the con.


May 26, 2012280 notes
#Pocketcon
Would you mind linking to your stance on fanfiction? I would be interesting in reading it as I haven't seen it on your blog.

Sure:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gaiman+on+fanfiction#

May 26, 2012178 notes
I know your stance about fanfiction so I won't ask that. But there are accusations (in many message boards) about the episode of Doctor Who that you wrote (The Doctor's Wife) is a form of fanfiction because it's a stand-alone and different. How do you respond to those criticism? Personally, I don't think it was a fanfic episode. After all, you got paid and it's canon. (btw, I cried watching that episode, it was beautiful - so thank you for that episode).

I got nothin’. 

Honestly. I got nothin’. Even trying to come up with a response breaks my brain.

Sorry.

May 26, 2012208 notes
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#writing #writing advice #elves
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May 26, 2012106 notes
#the Bed Song #kyle cassidy
FROM LITREACTOR - HOW TO AVOID PUBLISHING SCAMS...

The Litreactor site is worth its weight in rare metals…

In every industry there are amazing people who are full of passion, dedication and honesty.

And then there are scumbags looking to prey on your hopes and dreams so that they can separate you from your wallet.

For our purposes, I want to talk about the Nigerian 419 scammers of the publishing industry—the vanity presses, the fake literary agents, and the scam contests—all designed to inflate your ego just enough so you don’t notice their hand in your pocket.

With just a little caution, research and common sense, you can protect yourself. Here are the three most common types of scams, and how to avoid them.

GO AND READ THE REST OF IT AT http://litreactor.com/columns/the-dark-side-of-the-publishing-industry-how-to-avoid-scams

May 26, 2012513 notes
#SCAMS #writing #writing advice
I Will Write In Words Of Fire Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman

Reblogging my own post for those who want to hear the back tattoo poem read aloud.

heartsandpenguins:

neil-gaiman:

From the EVENING WITH NEIL AND AMANDA CD (From the Neil Disk). Because we posted the pictures of the tattoo. Here’s me reading it in, er, Seattle I think.

(The CDs and downloads went out to people who supported the Kickstarter. We’re hoping to release them to the general public towards the end of the year.)

I would like Neil Gaiman to design all of my tattoos. Not that I actually have any. But if I did. Perhaps someday.

May 25, 2012817 notes
#I will write in words of fire
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#tattoos #I will write in words of fire
May 25, 2012505 notes
Hello and good day to you Neil, I was wondering what your opinion on Kitsune is. I remember reading in an interview or blog of yours that you wanted to put Kitsune into American Gods, and I read your comic with the Kitsune in it (amazing comic by the way :) ) And I just wanted to know how you heard about them and if you still intend on writing about one (or several) in your upcoming stories. I intend to write a story involving the Kitsune some day, so this is pretty interesting to me. :)

You might want to read a book called SANDMAN: THE DREAM HUNTERS.

It’s the story of a fox and a badger* and a monk…

*Yes, it’s a tanuki. It’s not an American Badger, it’s not a European Badger. It’s a raccoon-dog. But all the myth-books I read when I was a boy translated tanuki as badger, and so I call it a badger in the book. In the Japanese edition of Dream Hunters, it was translated as tanuki.

May 25, 201268 notes
PTerry has said on occasion that he doesn't target his writing as childrens, YA, or adult; he writes what he writes and lets the marketers sort out the marketing. When you write, do you aim for specific age ranges, do you let the story dictate the target age-range, or do you let the marketers sort it out?

Mostly I let the marketers sort it out, but there are things like the upcoming Chu’s Day where I know that I’m writing something to make small children happy beyond all else…

May 25, 2012108 notes
May 25, 20127,460 notes
#Tom Gauld #Gauld #Tom #Thoreau #I have been Thoreau and I have been the Life's Great people
GLITTERING SCRIVENER: FIGS → mariadahvanaheadley.tumblr.com

mariadahvanaheadley:

1. So, you eat the apple instead of the fig. What kind of fool are you? Apples tend toward mush. Apples are often nothing close to as delectable as apples appear. Nevertheless. You choose the apple, despite the millions upon millions of figs that hang fat and succulent from every fig tree. The…

May 25, 2012334 notes
#Maria Dahvana Headley #Figs
So, uhm, when's the next non-YA novel going to happen?

Happen in the sense of “be published”? Probably Summer 2013. I’m still typing the second draft right now.

May 25, 201289 notes
May 25, 2012102 notes
#neverwear
May 24, 2012431 notes
#Sandman #Slipcase
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May 24, 20128,952 notes
Hi Neil! I noticed you mention writing in a gazebo in your yard - it sounds lovely and I was just wondering, is it air-conditioned? How do you keep from getting swelteringly hot in the summer and freezing cold in the winter?

It’s not air-conditioned, although it’s in the shade of some trees. In the Summer I open doors and windows, and sometimes turn on a fan. In the winter I turn on a heater, dress warmly and put a blanket on my lap.

May 24, 201279 notes
Game On Reggie Watts

Reggie Watts improvises a song on MPR’s WITS about Dungeons and Dragons and, er, things…*

*me

May 24, 2012202 notes
#Game On #Reggie Watts
Hello. I am currently reading "The Graveyard Book", and loving it, but I was just wondering why you picked Truman and Hugo, among others, though these two primarily, as your ghoul characters...? Thank you for your time.

They weren’t Hugo or Truman or the Emperor of China. Ghouls name themselves after their first meal as a ghoul, and like to eat someone important if they can.

May 24, 2012121 notes
There's a 14 year old songwriter who loves Stephin Merritt and the Magnetic Fields, and so is doing her own 70 love songs, which she is putting up on Soundcloud. She's up to 18 songs so far. And the weird thing is, she's REALLY GOOD. → soundcloud.com
May 24, 2012618 notes
#Music #The Magnetic Fields #Gal Musette
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#speech #subtitles #languages
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#Reggie Watts #Peter Serafinowicz #Hot Chip
May 24, 2012147 notes
#Haunted film #lomography
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May 24, 2012386 notes
#The Guild #me
How do I write a story in a usually cliche setting (a circus) without having it be too cliche or boring/predictable?

Research things. Forget what you’ve read in stories. Go and find things out.

If you can, go to a circus. Talk to circus people. Find stories that aren’t the cliched stories you’ve already encountered. Use the internet. Read memoirs by circus-folk. Go to circus museums and imagine what it was really like to be at the circus in its heyday…

(In Mirrormask, one of the lines that people still mention to me is Helena saying she wanted to run away and join real life, a line I took from a girlfriend who had actually been a circus performer for years, and who once said that eventually most circus people ran away and joined real life.)

When I think of circuses I think of my time backstage at different circuses, all different, and my friendship with circus people, all of whom have different natures and skills and personalities and varied reasons for being there. Nothing cliched or predictable about any of them.

May 23, 2012311 notes
Oh great one, I am in massive need of professional advice (my magic 8-ball has been too esoteric lately). Now, I'm not a science fiction writer. Yet, oddly, I recently signed a deal for a science fiction trilogy that effectively bars me from writing fantasy, my preferred genre. My agent wants me to stay away from fantasy as well, for fear of ruining my future brand. This bothers me. What can I do. --Pierce

From my point of view, the only “brand” that’s worth anything for an author is the author’s name, and it should tell you you’re getting something good.  And it shouldn’t tell you anything beyond that. Especially not that the author only ever writes one kind of thing.

I met too many authors, when I was a young journalist, who were popular and best-selling and had books they had written that were unpublishable because their publishers only wanted one kind of thing from them. I thought this a tragedy then and now.

I also think that anyone who tries to stop an author doing the next thing, for whatever reason, is a bad person, or a shortsighted person, because eventually you wind up with a miserable author.

I have the best agent in the world. She figures it’s my job to write weird, challenging, interesting things that aren’t like the last thing I wrote, and it’s her job to sell them. And the brand, whatever that is in this context, is me.

Oh, and good luck.

May 23, 2012186 notes
#Brand Identity #Secret Identity
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May 23, 2012120 notes
#Genre
Relating to the question life-of-literature asked, do you, yourself, place any distinction between "literary fiction" and "genre fiction"?

I gave a lecture at MIT a few years ago, all about the nature of Genre and what makes a book with cowboys in it different from a cowboy book. It wasn’t ever put online though, because it was sold as a fundraiser for the Julie Schwartz Lectures.

(Here’s the Q&A with Henry Jenkins from afterwards where I talk about a lot of those issues…)

May 23, 201281 notes
This may sound completely silly but I figured I'd ask anyways. I have a group of friends who sort of scrunch their noses when it comes to my choice in novels. I love fantasy and books that incorporate other worldly elements. But see, they're literary snobs and spend their time ranting about classic literature and all that jazz. Have you ever been judge for the genre in which you write? If so, how do you deal with it? I shouldn't have to feel guilty about what I read...

Actually, if I were you I’d go and read http://entertainment.time.com/2012/05/23/genre-fiction-is-disruptive-technology/. Which will, if nothing else, make you happy and give you arguments both wise and dangerous.

And judged? I started out writing comics. How I dealt with it was by doing my best to write comics that even people who hated comics would have to take seriously. But I always figured that it was their problem, not mine.

May 23, 2012248 notes
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