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i want a good omens movie but it has to be perfect and it won’t be therefore i do not want a good omens movie

The Good Omens movie is announced.

Neil Gaiman publicly states his approval with every aspect of the movie, and stresses how true it is to the book, how thoroughly it does it justice.

So does Terry Pratchett.

It has an absolutely perfect cast.

The director is an even better choice.

All promotional material looks wonderful.

A release date is set.

The trailer is incredible.

The premiere is a very exclusive event.

All early reviews come in positive.

Fans wait patiently in giant lines for a chance to be the first into the theatre for the midnight screenings.

They file into their seats.

They wait through the previews.

"Now: Our Feature Presentation" scrolls across the screen.

The screen goes black.

The Best of Queen begins to play.

In its entirety.

Twice.

In glorious surround sound.

Perfect Poison Ivy Page by Mark Buckingham, now being framed…View more Neil Gaiman on WhoSay

Perfect Poison Ivy Page by Mark Buckingham, now being framed…

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More from the framer’s… Vera Brosgol and Bissette & Totleben…View more Neil Gaiman on WhoSay

More from the framer’s… Vera Brosgol and Bissette & Totleben…

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This is so true. (I am at the framer’s.)View more Neil Gaiman on WhoSay

This is so true. (I am at the framer’s.)

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Just mentioning THERE ARE STILL TICKETS to see me talk in BILLINGS MONTANA on FRIDAY (Cheaper than Carnegie Hall too) http://bit.ly/1cTFGnM

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I’ll perform THE TRUTH IS A CAVE in SAN FRANCISCO with FourPlay Wed 25th June at the Warfield Theatre. On sale now!
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I’ll perform THE TRUTH IS A CAVE in New York, with FourPlay, on 27th June at the CARNEGIE HALL: tickets on sale now! http://bit.ly/M3NwUJ

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UK July 4 & 5th I perform TRUTH IS A CAVE at the Barbican: tickets onsale now (click “19:30” on the day & “Continue”) http://bit.ly/N4IlVj

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The NY Times tells everyone where we’ll be in JUne in SF & NYC to perform TRUTH IS A CAVE: tickets onsale tomorrow http://nyti.ms/1kPHgiH

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