queernightmare asked: Do you still have your Amanda Palmer tattoo flash designs? I'm thinking about your sweet The Killing Type one...
Yes! I intended to do a series, but I never got past these two.
You have my blessing to have it tattooed - I just ask for pictures!
Reblogging to make sure Amanda sees it…
Probably the best thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. Certainly the most accurate.
i was gifted hand-knit neil gaiman and amanda palmer puppet likenesses in perth by a gal named krystel rose hewett (@zendarenn on twitter).
the detail, from neil’s black removable jacket to my kimono and obi, is quite stunning.
notable: full pubic hair and boobs on the amanda palmer, yet neil’s black clothes are absolutely irremovable.
so many levels.
neil is in london. i haven’t seen him for over a month.
so today in sydney, i decided to make use of the knitted puppets and blog a picturebook commemorating our relationship.
THIS IS NEIL AND AMANDA.
AMANDA IS MORE OR LESS NAKED AND NEIL’S CLOTHES DON’T COME OFF BUT NEIL’S FINE WITH THAT.
AMANDA LOVES COFFEE AND NEIL LOVES TEA.
IT’S OK. THEY LIVE WITH THEIR DIFFERENCES.
I WISH I COULD PLAY MUSIC FOR YOU BUT I CANNOT THIS INSTRUMENT IS TOO LARGE.
IT’S OKAY, AMANDA. NOT EVERYTHING WORKS OUT THE WAY YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD.
HOW ABOUT I READ YOU A BOOK.
REALLY? YOU’RE GREAT.
SOMETIMES IT’S FUN TO TAKE A BATH.
NEIL YOU’D ENJOY THIS BATH SO MUCH MORE WITHOUT YOUR CLOTHES ON.
SOMETIMES WHEN NEIL IS SAD AND TIRED, HE LIES IN AMANDA’S LAP.
SOMETIMES WHEN AMANDA IS SAD AND TIRED, NEIL RUBS HER NECK.
NO AMANDA DON’T DO IT! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.
SOMETIMES AMANDA JUST WANTS TO HUG HER PILLOWS AND IGNORE THE WORLD AND NEIL TAKES IT AS A PERSONAL REJECTION. HE IS SO JEALOUS OF THE PILLOWS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE INANIMATE.
BUT THEN OTHER TIMES THERE IS LOTS OF SEX, AND EVERYBODY’S HAPPY.
HEY WE HAD PUPPET SEX!!!!!!!!!!
SEE? I CAN LOVE YOU AND ALSO THE PILLOWS.
LET’S SPOON. GOODNIGHT. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
I LOVE YOU TOO.
BEING PUPPETS IS THE NAZ.