Click-Clack The Rattlebag #1
Disclaimer: this is, in fact, not a photo of me reading Neil Gaiman in the bath, but a photo of me listening to Neil Gaiman in the bath. My apologies to anyone who objects to this violation of the nonexistent rules. I also go on for a bit below, in encouragement to anyone dithering over downloading the story before Halloween. Also, almost-spoilers below the break. Not quite. But almost. You should read it anyway. It might help if you’ve been scared.