TIME MAGAZINE TOP 100
If you think I deserve to be on the TIME Magazine top 100 people, you can go to http://time100.time.com/2013/03/28/time-100-poll/slide/neil-gaiman/ and vote for me. (You can vote for other people, too, while you are there, like John Green.)
This is not me. This is the Evil Neil Gaiman from The Simpsons. I am not him. He cannot read and is a criminal mastermind. He also does not have a Tumblr.