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vyxun asked: I don't know if you are aware, but there is an event on Facebook titled "Naked Girls Reading NEIL GAIMAN" to take place at The Backstage Lounge in Vancouver on March 18th. My only regret is that I cannot attend.

Mine too. Here’s a link in case people are curious.

Strict honesty compels me to add several other regrets including not keeping up my French, never learning to dance, and never having read Dante beyond the Inferno.

Also, there are a whole bunch of girls I was too shy to ask out in my youth who, in retrospect, would probably have said yes if I’d asked them.