TIME MAGAZINE TOP 100
If you think I deserve to be on the TIME Magazine top 100 people, you can go to http://time100.time.com/2013/03/28/time-100-poll/slide/neil-gaiman/ and vote for me. (You can vote for other people, too, while you are there, like John Green.)
This is not me. This is the Evil Neil Gaiman from The Simpsons. I am not him. He cannot read and is a criminal mastermind. He also does not have a Tumblr.
Write in vote for the Evil Neil Gaiman! He’ll show those other Time 100 people what for.
Also, go vote for the non-evil Neil Gaiman. And John Green.
There are and have been many reasons why I think Elyse Marshall is a wonderful person. Her suggestion that the Simpsons Evil Neil Gaiman be a Time Write-In is only the latest one of them.