wildcard-at-heart liked this I’m posting it, because I have no such scruples about rudeness: The Imperfect Enjoyment Naked she lay, clasped in my...
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madneto reblogged this from neil-gaiman This is fantastic. Now it’s my favourite poem about premature ejaculation, too!