Neil Gaiman

areasofmyexpertise:

This November,

JOHN HODGMAN (a Bay Statey) and JONATHAN COULTON (a Nutmegger) shall travel from

COAST TO COAST in MASSACHUSETTS

…in only TWO DAYS! 

Please come see us perform first in 

NORTHAMPTON

and then in 

BOSTON

We will be around to greet you after the show if you wish. And you can also buy books musics and shirts and posters of this amazing image by Mr. Adam APE-LAD Koford. 

BY THE SWORD WE SEEK PEACE (but only under liberty).

That is all. 

If you are in or near Northhampton, MA, or even in Boston, MA,  YOU MUST GO TO THIS. You must witness it! You must experience it! Coulton and Hodgman! Hodgman and Coulton! It’s like PEANUT BUTTER AND FINEST BELUGA CAVIAR! They go together like love and opera.

“It will be so funny that you will lose bladder control” The New York Times*.

I have paid good cash money to see Mr Coulton perform. I have been so amused by the vocal stylings of Mr Hodgman that I hired him to read an entire book on tape. THESE MEN ARE GOLDEN! 

Can you justify not seeing them? 

Also, the theatres they are appearing at are named Calvin and Wilbur, respectively.  I trust this seals the deal for you.

Please reblog if you know anyone who is or might be in Massachusetts in November. Or indeed is able to spell it correctly.

*Not an actual quote.

(via hodgman)