August 27th, 2013 at 9:24AM

Help, My Professors Sit On Their Desks!

thatbadadvice:

Dear Abby, 27 August 2013:

DEAR ABBY: In my university classroom, students place their feet on chairs, teachers lecture while sitting on their desks, and the dean of the school herself sits atop her desk and places her feet on a chair in front of her. Please tell me that this is not OK! — PROPER IN WASHINGTON

Dear Proper In Washington,

THIS IS NOT OK! AND MOREOVER, IT IS A SIGN OF THE VAST AND SWIFT MORAL DECLINE OF AMERICA WHICH YOU AND YOU ALONE ARE UNIQUELY POSITIONED TO OBSERVE AND COMMENT ON WHILE THE REST OF HUMANITY HAPPILY AND OBLIVIOUSLY CIRCLES THE DRAIN WHILE CHEWING GUM WITH THEIR SHIRTS UNTUCKED AND LISTENING TO THE RAPS MUSIC. 

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