bitterkarella:

Midnight Pals: Funny Ducks

Alan Moore: [appearing in a clap of thunder]
Poe: the arch magus!
King: the arch magus!
Moore: i have a story to tell
Moore: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the sinister ducks

Moore: it’s a song about ducks
Moore: but it’s not simply a song
Moore: it is also a warning
Moore: be afraid, foolish mortals, for the sinister ducks are coming
Moore: watch the skies!

Alan Moore: Everyone thinks they’re such sweet little things!
Moore: Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Moore: But there’s a poison I’d like to administer
Moore: You think they’re cuddly, but I think they’re sinister!
Moore: Ducks! Ducks! Quack-quack! Quack-quack!

Moore: Ducks! Ducks! Quack-quack! Quack-quack!
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Poe:
Barker: so uh
Barker: what exactly are you trying to accomplish here

Barker: what the hell was that
Poe: clive
Poe: if the arch magus wants to sing a funny song about ducks
Poe: you just let the arch magus sing a funny song about ducks
Koontz: i liked it
Poe: yes dean
Koontz: i liked the part with the quacking!
Poe: yes dean

Barker: are we supposed to be scared of ducks?
Scott Baker: ducks?!? ducks?!
Baker: [panicking] did someone say ducks?!?
Poe: calm down scott
Poe: there aren’t any ducks
Baker: [nervously] are you sure??
Baker: cuz ducks can be
Baker: quite sinister!

Barker: what the hell was that about
Moore: it’s a song about ducks
Moore: foolish mortals, you fail to grasp the unearthly power of this piece
Moore: i’m thinking of sending it to dr demento
Moore: i think it could even make the funny five

King: alan would you consider jamming with the rock bottom remainders
Moore: foolish mortals, the arch magus is no mere singer of trifles!
Moore: the auric emanations of this song sigil contain a mighty power
Moore: equal or greater to that of a spike jones or even a stan freberg!

Moore: can you not feel the psychic vibrations of the great weave echoing in its departed notes?
Moore: [lightning crackling from his fingers] truly i am the most powerful song sigil warlock of all!
King:
King: so
King: is that a no on a rock bottom remainder jam session?

Moore: rock bottom remainders?
Moore: impudent fool! the arch magus does not deign to perform for the pleasure of mere gut pluckers!
Moore: this power… requires a proper display…
Moore: just wait til i headline at FuMPFest!!!

Moore: this song sigil is as powerful as any cast by the mages of old
Moore: not even the great warlock weird al yankovic could cast a spell of such magnitude!
King: whoa whoa whoa alan careful there
King: don’t say something you can’t take back