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miladybranwen asked:

Hi Neil!

I'm wondering if you can give us more crumbs and confirm or deny that there will be some shift in the dynamic between Aziraphale and Crowley - in the first season we mainly saw the pining Deamon, will we see more of infatuated and smitten Angel this time around?

No, we’ll spend a lot more time with their wives, Dottie and Sadie, though, especially in the “Girls Night Out” episode. And the pie fight scene at the inflatable gorilla factory will clarify a lot.

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mickszo asked:

I know if I get an answer to this it's most probably gonna be "wait and see". But I'd like to try the odds.

In the trailer when Aziraphale draws the magic circle (not sure if it's called that exactly) is he trying to contact god again? Or is he maybe trying to contact some sort of healing angel? Or is it some sort of healing ritual.

He’s trying to summon a magic gorilla, in order to obtain one of the four fruits of the apocalypse (in this case, the Banana of Doom).

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hiphopgirl16 asked:

As one who's seen the season 2 trailer of Good Omens one too many times, I'm getting the feeling that Gabriel is up to something that Heaven and Hell don't know about. I feel as though he became human on purpose to find out what Aziraphale's weakness is to get rid of him as well as Crowley. Correct me if I'm wrong

takofukkatsumi:

neil-gaiman:

Gabriel came to Earth to go on holiday to Spain with Aziraphale and Crowley and their wives, Dottie and Sadie. He’s working as an art critic and when he sees the picture hanging in Crowley’s bed and breakfast bedroom he realizes it’s an original painting by Jerry Picasso (Pablo’s baby brother) and resolves to steal it on the same night that the neighborhood Dress as a Burglar and Win a Fridge competition is held. Hilarity ensues.

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hekknisanidiot asked:

In excruciating detail, what is the entire plot of the unreleased second season of the hit show Good Omens?

I’m so glad someone has finally asked me. Crowley and Aziraphale, who in this season are both undertakers in Birmingham, and their wives, Dottie and Sadie, go on holiday together to the South of France. The boys get very drunk at a wine tasting, and their wives have to bring them home to the hotel, where Aziraphale (still drunk) puts on the gorilla costume he finds in a closet. Imagine Crowley’s shock, when he sees a gorilla climbing out of the window of the hotel! Now, it just so happens that a master spy who looks exactly like Aziraphale hid the microfilm plans for a missile in Crowley’s bathroom, and has returned to obtain the microfilm, which is hidden in a book of naughty seaside postcards that Dottie found earlier and threw out of the window. When the police turn up looking for the gorilla, they find the master spy but think it’s actually Aziraphale. Fortunately Sadie realises that the pineapple-shaped birthmark has vanished from Aziraphale’s left elbow which means that he’s an imposter and she and Dottie set out to rescue him in his gorilla costume from the circus that he’s been sold to by an unscrupulous animal welfare centre operative. And then there are lots of cats and horses. The end. It’s really good.